i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

you are all sick in the head

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head

They should give me a bachelor in science of being a sweetheart

Afterward I will pursue a master’s degree in being an absolute delight 

"you know how on tik tok--" no. "ugh i keep seeing these people on tik tok saying--" Delete it. Delete the app

I was not made for….*gestures broadly at the world*

every morning i wake up girltired and girlsleepy and i girlvow to go to bed early that night and every night i girlbetray myself

good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep